why the world would be a better place if Paris Hilton was world emperor.

Paris Hilton is no doubt a world empress, the question is, would you call the world a better place for that matter? This 5’8” tall hotel heiress has it all, a regal life, obsession for grandiosity with her own entourage and an infamous sex tape, what more could any girl ask for? The world as we know it will change forever if she were “theoretically” an empress. We would most likely be celebrating Paris Hilton Day everyday telling everyone else how hot they look as she has famously coined those words. Professionals would no longer wear corporate suits in the office but casual party “get-ups” instead to match the new club themed offices complete with a dj booth, neon laser lights and cocktail bar. Heck! No objections to that! It would definitely redefine what people say, “it doesn’t feel like work” Sure enough, that could potentially curb the economic status of the nation as her empire spreads sporadically like wildfire and more and more people were drawn to her. In terms of job creation, Paris would encourage the majority to become paparazzis to fuel more of our idolization to her. If you were to ask her on her take on healthcare reform, the popular rehab center “CLUB MED” would cater to all our needs as it branches out globally employing HOT lads and lasses dressed as kinky nurses and doctors. Interesting much? It gets even better. Pink is the new red, and blue, and black, practically every color as we watch the other vibrant colors fade away and drown in an overwhelming pink. There will no longer be a new generation but a Paris Generation. That being said, Paris France would be the world capital and all people would learn how to speak French only because it’s sexy and that English will just be the second language. On another note, criminals would be given due process where justice is due but will be privileged to an indefinite number of days serving jail time. Other celebrities will be contemptuously ignored and are obliged to maintain Paris’ empire